sometimes I wish my cat could talk
written @ 11:55 p.m. on 2001-11-29

Nelle's Top 5 Worst Things About Living Alone:

1. No one to talk to when watching TV

2. No one else to empty the cat's litterbox

3. Nobody to blame for the mess

4. No one else to wash the dinner dishes

5. No one to mooch groceries off of

The first is really a biggie for me, and it's the suckiest thing about living alone. I mean, it's fine and dandy to talk to yourself, but from time to time you want some feedback. The other four on the list were just things off the top of my head (can you tell my kitchen needs help?). Maybe I'll think of better ones later, but these'll do for now.

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