I wonder why there's so much divorce in this country nowadays. Maybe it's because we live longer. Maybe it's because of the internet. Maybe it's due to a media conspiracy.
I think all bad things can be blamed on media conspiracy. I don't want to be president, I want to be the guy who decides what goes on TV.
I haven't thought this through, but I think it's got merit. I need to go mull this over...
I've got nothing better to do for the next four days. Ain't going to the boy, because he's working all freakin' weekend. Maybe I'll go to church.