I need friends. I need people to play games and hang out in my pajamas with. I'm lonely and my sister is going to drive me insane. How would my want ad read?
WF, 24, seeks anyone. Get me out of the house! Must see through my light protestations and tolerate me talking about my boyfriend, sister, and cat. In return, I will: provide companionship to G and PG rated movies, watch WB TV shows, play board games, recite obscure trivia facts, eat ice cream, edit English papers, sit and stare blankly, and smile politely. Am easily amused.